Last updated: June 23, 2026
Baddies Weapon Stats — Damage, Reach & Speed
Stat breakdown for Baddies weapons: damage, reach, swing speed, and stagger contribution to hair pull blue bar buildup.
Understanding Stat Categories
Baddies does not always expose numeric stat panels in-game, so wiki stat pages aggregate observational testing and patch-note hints. Core categories include damage per swing, reach arc, swing speed, stagger strength, and combo contribution to blue bar fill for hair pull.
Stats shift silently during weekend hotfixes—timestamp your sources and cross-check updates.
Ground Weapon Stat Profiles
Pipe — Moderate damage, medium reach, balanced speed; baseline for comparing other ground items.
Toilet — Often lower sustained DPS, shorter effective range; high meme factor, low stat efficiency in open fights.
Spiked Baddie Bat — Strong stagger and solid reach; frequently competitive when patches buff medium-speed weapons.
Kitty Purse — Variable by patch; thematic weapon with mid-tier stat spreads typical of event items.
Stats vs Controls
Identical keybinds (controls) mean stat differences purely modify outcomes of the same E/F/G sequences. Faster swing speeds accelerate blue bar routes into hair pull—linking stats to combat moves mastery.
Reach dictates spacing near landmarks—longer weapons control Church doorways; shorter fast weapons excel in Bathroom spawn chaos.
Testing Methodology
Community testers measure hits-to-KO on stationary targets and PvP volunteers, recording patch versions. Mobile vs PC hit registration may diverge slightly—note platform when interpreting data.
Report anomalies on Discord if premium weapons diverge massively from ground counterparts—Meow Meow Games occasionally ships unintended stat bugs corrected on Monday hotfixes.
| Tier | Weapon | HP Dmg | Recovery | Reach | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | Spiked Baddie Bat | -15 | -18 | N/A | 2,000 slays reward |
| S | Kitty Purse | -25 | -25 | 4.5 | Baddie Pass |
| S | Spiked Knuckles | -30 | -15 | 5 | Church vendor |
| A | Toilet | -19 | -25 | 3 | Bathroom near spawn |
| A | Spiked Purse | -20 | -25 | 4 | Map spawn / vendor |
| A | Pipe | -12 | -15 | 3 | Gas station, church, bathroom |
| B | Stop Sign | -13 | -15 | 3 | Map spawn |
| B | Trash Bag | -12 | -15 | 3 | Map spawn |
| A | Brass Knuckles | -15 | -15 | 3 | Quest / vendor unlock |
| A | Fish Slap | -13 | -15 | 4 | 399 Robux |
| A | Golden Pipe | -15 | -15 | 3 | 500 slays reward |
| B | Pink Stop Sign | -13 | -15 | 3 | 500 slays reward |
Frequently Asked Questions
Where can I see official weapon stats?
In-game UI is limited; use this wiki, community testing, and patch notes after weekend updates.
Which stat matters most for hair pull combos?
Swing speed and stagger often affect blue bar buildup more than raw single-hit damage.
Do stats differ on mobile?
Base stats match; hit registration feel may differ due to frame rate and touch input.
When do weapon stats update?
Most commonly during Meow Meow Games weekend update cycles.